Monkey Mannequin Key Chain

Made from hardwood, this Monkey Mannequin Key Chain can be painted however you’d like, or just left au naturel. It’s your choice, but either way it looks good.
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Ivory Coast Wooden Monkey Mask
Curious Chimp Statuette

This curious chimp is handmade in Indonesia by wood carver Nyoman Karsa. Made from suar wood, he’s sure to last a long, long time.
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Poseable Wooden Gorilla

Designed by David Weeks, the poseable wooden gorilla is made from sustainably harvested beech wood, and they are almost impervious to breaking. Clearly they didn’t have my two-year-old test that claim, but I’ll give them a pass this time.
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Mitchell Monkey Handbag

This looks like just about the closest you can get to having a pet monkey without having to deal with flying poo.
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Monkey Candle Holder Set

The ubiquitous see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil monkeys are back again as candle holders. The description says that these decorative accessories will look great displayed on an end table. Thanks, but don’t f***ing tell me how to display my monkeys! I’ll figure it out for myself!
Monkey Okimono

This carved okimono is of a monkey clutching a squash, and was apparently done in the late 19th to early 20th century. The eyes are inlaid in two different shades of horn, and it’s signed by Mitsukuni. It’s priced at $4250. I like it, in case anyone wants to give me a gift.
Guardian Monkey Bookends

Handmade in Bali from suar wood, the Guardian Monkey Bookends from Novica look great. And with these guys guarding your books, they won’t get touched.
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