The product description on Amazon says that this is a Gorilla. Clearly it’s a monkey. It’s definitely made from topaz.

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Flingo is a filthy monkey, throwing his poo while standing on an overflowing crate of bananas. And I’m not sure if he’s wearing any pants.

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Meditating Monkey is meditating, try to discern the sound of one hand clapping.

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Dude, that monkey is so metal.

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For a limited time, you can save $2,000 on this Lord Hanuman Statue! It’s orginally priced at $8,000, but it’s only $6,000 now! Okay, seriously, besides the craziness of the price, this statue of the monkey god is pretty cool. It’s 6′ tall, brass, and weighs 95 pounds! Stick this thing out in your front yard and watch all the neighbor kids make a wide berth around your grass.

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A reproduction of the famous sculpture by Wolfgang Rheinhold, the Philosopher is an interesting and thoughtful gift for teachers, artists, lawyers… It’s made from bonded stone, whatever that is.

Philosopher Monkey

Sculpted out of teakwood, the Fatherhood Peace World Statue (their name, not mine) is actually very nice. I like the symbolism, and I like that it’s fully handmade. And I like the monkeys.

Fatherhood Peace World Statue