How cute are these guys? You get a set of six with every order, so you can play Planet of the Apes over and over again.

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Huge may be a bit of an overstatement, as this Jellycat Gorilla is only 31″ tall, but for a Jellycat that’s a pretty huge stuffed animal. And if you don’t know Jellycat, you should. They make awesome stuffies, my kid’s favorites.

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I’m not entirely sure why, if you want to sit down and relax, you’d choose to do that on the back of a wooden black gorilla. I mean, sure, I’d sit on a real gorilla – that’d be awesome. But a wood gorilla? That makes no sense.

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Sock monkeys are so last week.

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This is the type of thing I expect to find at Neiman Marcus – a small handmade gorilla statue bedazzled with Swarovski crystals. Sure, it’s $3400, but it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity!

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This hat reminds me of the gorillas from Outbreak.

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Why don’t you tell us how you really feel about America’s pastime, Mr. Gorilla?

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This cute and fun wall decal is also a chalkboard! Draw on it, erase it, draw again… Plus, it’s completely removable and reusable!

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Our favorite school with our favorite mascot, the Pittsburg State Gorillas dominate Division II like a pack of, well, gorillas. Show your Gorilla pride with this pink Gorillas hat – it looks awesome!

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Designed by David Weeks, the poseable wooden gorilla is made from sustainably harvested beech wood, and they are almost impervious to breaking. Clearly they didn’t have my two-year-old test that claim, but I’ll give them a pass this time.

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