Everyone likes monkeys, without a doubt. And some monkeys are better than others, apparently.

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I find this white gorilla figurine to be very unsettling. I want to get him and place him randomly around my office, just staring at people. Unsettling.

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Poor Suma looks a little bit like presidential candidate Ron Paul, in my opionion. I’m not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing, I’m just putting it out there.

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The comfy looking monkey hat has a tail, right? The description never says, but it sure looks like it does. That’s silly.

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Interestingly enough, Kongo Gorilla Furry Bones is the pet name my wife uses for me.

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Here’s a sure way to win your next snowball fight: Wear this hat and give yourself a crazy nickname, like Gorilla FaceRipper. It’ll put some fear into your enemies.

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