I have no idea why this exists, nor do I have any idea why it costs $405. Maybe you know?

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The product description on Amazon says that this is a Gorilla. Clearly it’s a monkey. It’s definitely made from topaz.

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So this mutant gorilla has a cyborg arm, cyborg leg, samurai sword, some sort of a cleaver weapon, a skull codpiece, and he’s wearing one tennis shoe. I don’t know what future this guy is from, but I hope it isn’t ours.

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If you’ve got $1,000 sitting around and you’ve already bought all the monkey stuff you can think of, give this scratching chimp mosaic a look. It’s limited edition, hand-painted, and only for those of the most discerning taste. I suppose.

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Standing guard over your treasures, the Space Monkey figurine from Cerealart is both menacing and awesome.

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This dude looks awesome – he looks like I feel after a long day of endless meetings at work.

Monkey Boy Figurine