Sure, I like my tidbits as much as the next guy. And if I can eat my tidbits from a dish featuring two misbehaving monkeys? That’s just gravy.

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You can’t take your lunch to work inside a stuffed monkey. Where I work the HR department even put out a memo about it after I tried. Something about it being “unsanitary” and “creepy as hell”. This is your next best bet.

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Made from 100% organic cotton, this sock monkey bodysuit from Uncommon Goods is just about the cutest thing ever.

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If you’ve got $1,000 sitting around and you’ve already bought all the monkey stuff you can think of, give this scratching chimp mosaic a look. It’s limited edition, hand-painted, and only for those of the most discerning taste. I suppose.

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Show everyone on the road your monkey love with these monkey car decals.

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Hey Mr. Deejay, your car smells like a monkey!

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Put your feet up on this inflatable monkey ottoman and relax, baby. Everything is under control.

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This plush chimp from Back to Basics Toys is a little creepy, right? Those eyes freak me out a little.

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Perfect for the beach or the pool, the surf monkey towel from Lillian Vernon is huge (5′ long), and make from think 100% cotton. You can even get it custom embroidered with up to 12 characters.

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Straight from Australia, Love Monkey Tanning Lotion is made from hemp, mango, and other natural stuff. I’m not sure if it makes you irresistible to monkeys, or if it makes you smell like a monkey, or maybe it’s made from monkeys. It’s from Australia, so who knows. Those Aussies are crazy.

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