So this mutant gorilla has a cyborg arm, cyborg leg, samurai sword, some sort of a cleaver weapon, a skull codpiece, and he’s wearing one tennis shoe. I don’t know what future this guy is from, but I hope it isn’t ours.
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The perfect first monkey for a new baby, the Crib Monkey plays monkey sounds, white noise, a lullaby, or a message that you can record yourself. I suggest “The monkey is watching you! You’d better get to sleep!”
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Stick this guy in your car and you can drive in the carpool lane! If you get pulled over by the police? “Right turn, Clyde.”
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It’s been almost a year since we’ve featured any monkey hopper balls, so I guess it’s time to post a new one. This new one is nice because it comes in blue or pink, and isn’t nearly as creepy as the one from last year. So get hopping!
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Yes, it’s a banana-shaped car made specifically for sock monkeys. You gotta problem with that?
Also, when don’t they make this people sized? I’d LOVE to drive around in one of these!
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I don’t watch Late Night With Jimmy Fallon all that often*, but maybe this flying monkey with the Late Night With Jimmy Fallon cape is a regular on the show? Every show he flings a few of these into the crowd? I have no idea.
*Full disclosure: I had no idea this show was still on, I’ve never seen it.
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The Funky Shoulder Monkey sits on your shoulder much like a parrot and interacts with you and others thanks to the descrete remote control. It can wave, whisper in your ear, look around and laugh or even chatter away to himself! Amaze your friends and mystify your kids!
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