Sock Monkey Nesting Monkeys – like Russian matryoska dolls, but with more monkey. And less vodka.

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Only $4 for a fully functional Monkey Gumball Machine? What a deal!

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The Giggle Monkey is so cute I kind of hope the Zombie Monkey takes a bite out of him.

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He’s cute in an undead, brain-eating way. I feel bad for his ear, though.

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I love these things – I haven’t see one in years.

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What does First Friends Monkey do that warrants him being your baby’s first friend? I have no idea.

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I remember the old days when fiber optics was expensive space-age technology that you only saw in fancy electronics stores or Sharper Image. Now you can buy twelve monkey fiber optic wands for $20.

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You get 12 Monkey Porcupine Balls for only $6.95, plus if you spend $100 you get free shipping. So, by my math, you need to place an order for 15 sets of 12 to get the free shipping. You’ll get 180 monkey porcupine balls!

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Just looking at the monkey makes my neck hurt. I need some aspirin. And beer.

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These are perfect for very small witches.

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