A tiny monkey bowling set for all your tiny monkey bowling needs.

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Oh Whiplash, you’ve rustled my heart.

Come on, it’s just an escaped gorilla! They’re friendly!

Straight from Australia, Love Monkey Tanning Lotion is made from hemp, mango, and other natural stuff. I’m not sure if it makes you irresistible to monkeys, or if it makes you smell like a monkey, or maybe it’s made from monkeys. It’s from Australia, so who knows. Those Aussies are crazy.

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These monkey baseball caps are brightly colored. Really brightly colored. And they have a little tail on the back. And you get a dozen of them for $20. I love the internet!

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Monkey Gooooooaaaal!

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I want to see Lance Armstrong wear one of these during the Tour de France.

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This thing would scare the crap out your foursome, trust me. It scares me.

Mandrill Monkey Golf Headcover

The perfect way to show your monkey love on the golf course!

Monkey Golf Club Head Covers

I’ve always wondered what this stuff is. I’ve heard you can use it for diaper rash, but I think that it’s formulated more for athletes foot, and that sort of thing. Or if you have a monkey butt, apparently.

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