It’s 28 inches long – that’s giant for a banana. The better question is what you would do with a giant inflatable banana. Well?

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That’s a cool lighter if you need a lighter like that. But why on earth would you ever need a lighter like that?

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Do you think they floss monkey’s teeth at the zoo? If so, do they use banana-flavored floss? And who’s the lucky zookeeper that gets to floss the monkey teeth? That can’t be easy.

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I know nothing about this picture, but I do have one question. Who’s going to eat all those Twix?

Dude, I used to go see Nefarious Flying Monkey play at the Off Ramp in Seattle, they opened a few times for The Screaming Trees and Mookie Blaylock. Or were they that acid jazz band that used to play at the Crocodile Cafe?

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Speaking of weird, check these out. I can’t really describe it very well, just click through some of the options from this seller. They honestly freak me out. A lot.

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Now we’re getting a little weird. Made from clay, cloth and mohair, it’s amazingly lifelike. The good news about this monkey doll is that it is “the perfect size to wear real baby clothes and diapers in size preemie.” Um… what?

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Completely handmade, this dapper little monkey even comes with sound. I hope that he plays his cymbals along to the music!

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Oh Tango, you haunt my dreams.

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Etsy user malga1605 created this interesting baby gorilla out of polymer clay and cloth, and comes with several cute baby outfits. In malga1605′s words, “This little one has no name and she’s waiting for her new Mummy.” So… there you go.

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