Speaking of weird, check these out. I can’t really describe it very well, just click through some of the options from this seller. They honestly freak me out. A lot.

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Now we’re getting a little weird. Made from clay, cloth and mohair, it’s amazingly lifelike. The good news about this monkey doll is that it is “the perfect size to wear real baby clothes and diapers in size preemie.” Um… what?

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Completely handmade, this dapper little monkey even comes with sound. I hope that he plays his cymbals along to the music!

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Oh Tango, you haunt my dreams.

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Etsy user malga1605 created this interesting baby gorilla out of polymer clay and cloth, and comes with several cute baby outfits. In malga1605′s words, “This little one has no name and she’s waiting for her new Mummy.” So… there you go.

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First of all, I love Etsy. It’s a great community for artists, crafters, and other creative types to market and sell their wares, and I think that’s great. That being said, they’ve got some weeeeird monkey stuff for sale. All week we are going to feature fun, fascinating and creepy monkey products for the good people of Etsy – get ready for it!

If it wasn’t for the internet, I would have no idea where to get a realistic, life-size gorilla skull. Sure, it’s only a replica, but who really cares?

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So… this product is called Mandy Monkey. There’s no description, but it’s somewhat squarish, furry, and has a squished monkey on it. What the hell is it? Any ideas?

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These aren’t your regular sea monkeys – these are Sea Monkeys on Mars! What does that mean? That means that, um… Your little sea monkeys, instead of their normal castle, getto live in a Martian-themed castle. And… That’s about it, I think.

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The runaway winner for coolest monkey tattoo during the MonkeyADay Monkey Tattoo Week is this sweet Monkey Ear Tattoo. Her ear is pierced right where the monkey’s ear is, so if she wears a second earring it looks like the monkey is wearing it, too. That is freaking awesome!