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	<title>MonkeyADay - Your Daily Monkey Fix &#187; News</title>
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		<title>Scientists Discover Miller&#8217;s Grizzled Langurs in the Wild</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2012/01/24/scientists-discover-millers-grizzled-langurs-wild/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scientists working deep in the jungles of Borneo came across a startling discovery while looking for orangutans and leopards: They were able to take pictures of Miller&#8217;s Grizzled Langurs, not seen in the wild for years and thought to be extinct. The langurs appeared in thousands of the photos, so there&#8217;s no question that they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Infinite Monkey Theorem Nearly Proved</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/09/08/infinite-monkey-theorem-proved/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 15:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure readers of this website are well aware of the Infinite Monkey Theorem, which states that given a million monkeys and an infinite amount of time, even a monkey randomly typing on a keyboard would eventually recreate the entire works of Shakespeare. Programmer Jesse Anderson hopes to accomplish this feat in a little over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monkeys in India Take Over Hospital</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/07/20/monkeys-india-hospital/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 14:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.monkeyaday.com/?p=1463</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Those clever monkeys in India that always seem to be up to no good have now figured out how to operate automatic doors. Once inside, they steal food, terrorize patients, and generally are up to no good. The hospital averages one monkey bite per week! And in case you think this is some rural hospital, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monkey Wedding to Take Place in India</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/07/15/monkey-wedding-place-india/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/07/15/monkey-wedding-place-india/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.monkeyaday.com/?p=1450</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The real question is what should people get for wedding gifts? Other than more cigarettes, obviously. Read more at IBT]]></description>
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		<title>Man in Gorilla Suit Jumped by Giant Banana</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/07/13/man-gorilla-suit-jumped-giant-banana/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/07/13/man-gorilla-suit-jumped-giant-banana/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:07:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.monkeyaday.com/?p=1446</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Eat more bananas! We&#8217;ll show those bananas who&#8217;s boss! Read more at KOMO News]]></description>
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		<title>Iran to Send a Monkey to Space</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/07/05/iran-send-monkey-space/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/07/05/iran-send-monkey-space/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.monkeyaday.com/?p=1425</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Iran is currently training five monkeys for the job in space, before they select one for the trip. Obviously, we hope they do everything they can to ensure the safety and survival of our simian friend. Read more at Winston-Salem Journal]]></description>
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		<title>Research Monkey Escapes</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/06/27/research-monkey-escapes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A two-year old macaque escaped from Yerkes National Primate Research Center Field Station near Atlanta, a research facility that houses over 3,500 primates. The monkey doesn&#8217;t harbor any diseases, but is probably fairly pissed off so shouldn&#8217;t be approached. What do you do if you&#8217;re a macaque and you escape from a research lab? You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Macaques, Bears, Leopards Found in Luggage in Thai Airport</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/05/13/macaques-bears-leopards-luggage-thai-airport/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/05/13/macaques-bears-leopards-luggage-thai-airport/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 17:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man was arrested at Suvarnabhumi International Airport in Thailand for attempting to smuggle two leopards, two panthers, an Asiatic black bear and two macaque monkeys to Dubai. The animals had been drugged and were in containers inside the man&#8217;s luggage. Big congrats to the Thai Anti-Smuggling Police, but I&#8217;d LOVE to see the penalty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pet Monkey Attacks Sleeping Owner</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/05/10/pet-monkey-attacks-sleeping-owner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/05/10/pet-monkey-attacks-sleeping-owner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 22:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note to self: While sleeping in bed with a macaque, don&#8217;t roll over on top of it. Strangely enough, they don&#8217;t seem to like it.]]></description>
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		<title>Woman Goes to Court with Monkey in Bra</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/03/23/woman-goes-to-court-with-monkey-in-bra/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/03/23/woman-goes-to-court-with-monkey-in-bra/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 23:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.monkeyaday.com/?p=1194</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The headline really says it all. The woman had a hearing with the Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court in Amherst County, Virginia, and claims the baby marmoset needs constant care. So obviously she stuffed it in her bra for safe keeping. The monkey, a miniature marmoset named Cara, is just about the cutest thing ever. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iranian Rocket Monkey</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/03/22/iranian-rocket-monkey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/03/22/iranian-rocket-monkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 22:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[News is just coming out from Iran that they launched a Kavoshgar-4 rocket into orbit last week, and the rocket capsule contained a monkey doll for testing purposes. There&#8217;s currently no word on whether or not the monkey survived the test intact, but obviously we hope that it did. Read more at YNetNews]]></description>
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		<title>Frisky Monkeys in Rehab Under Fire</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/03/11/frisky-monkeys-in-rehab-under-fire/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/03/11/frisky-monkeys-in-rehab-under-fire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 11:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frisky&#8217;s Wildlife and Primate Sanctuary outside Baltimore is under fire for violating zoning laws, all for having a primates on their property that have nowhere else to go. Frisky&#8217;s has been taking in animals for almost 20 years, and has built up an impressive rosters of not only primates but pygmy goats, minks, chinchilla, parrots, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paris Hilton Parties with Monkey</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/02/17/paris-hilton-parties-with-monkey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/02/17/paris-hilton-parties-with-monkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 07:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paris Hilton had her 30th birthday party on Wednesday night, and at her party she had a special petting zoo, complete with a lynx, porcupine, squirrel monkey and sloth. According to insiders, the petting zoo was her first stop when she arrived at 11 pm. Those poor animals must have been tired, I would have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Delhi Raises Payments to Professional Monkey Catchers</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/02/15/new-delhi-raises-payments-to-professional-monkey-catchers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/02/15/new-delhi-raises-payments-to-professional-monkey-catchers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently New Delhi has eight teams of monkey catchers that travel around New Delhi capturing problem monkeys, and the city has paid them Rs 400 RMD ($8 USD). They want more monkey catchers, so they are raising the payments to Rs 600 per monkey, because they need more catchers. Apparently monkeys are a HUGE problem [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alfie the Ape to be Retired to the Museum</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/02/02/alfie-the-ape-to-be-retired-to-the-museum/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2011/02/02/alfie-the-ape-to-be-retired-to-the-museum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 21:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alfie the Ape was a swinging toy monkey who graced the window of Gordon Scott&#8217;s shoe shop in Northampton, UK for many years. But ever since the store closed in 2007 due to Mr. Scott&#8217;s retirement, Alfie has been gracing the clothing store Circus. It was announced this week by the owners of Circus that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Historic Monkeys</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2010/01/26/historic-monkeys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ran across this article about monkeys in cartoons, with some very interesting pictures. Some are overtly racist, some are just downright fascinating. Monkeys have been awesome for many, many years. Historic Monkeys in Cartoons]]></description>
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		<title>Monkey News: Monkey Reform School</title>
		<link>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2009/07/31/monkey-news-monkey-reform-school/</link>
		<comments>http://www.monkeyaday.com/2009/07/31/monkey-news-monkey-reform-school/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RP</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now for something completely different, a new, irregularly updated feature here at monkeyaday.com: Monkey News Wildlife officials in India plan to build a special school to improve the behaviour of delinquent monkeys. I can just see these monkeys, hanging around, smoking cigarettes, getting in to trouble&#8230; But not anymore!]]></description>
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