This monkey desk lamp has 44 LEDs – you can probably see this thing from space. Plus it’s kind of cute.

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Yes, suctiony is a word. Right? Well, it should be a word.

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I don’t see any reason why you should wash your kids with a plain old washcloth.

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It automatically lights up when it’s dark, and turns off when the sun comes up, so that’s nice. Unfortunately, it looks like it wants to escape your house.

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I don’t know what I’d use a sugar bowl for, but I want to get one now.

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Made from super soft chamois, this blue-haired monkey cleans dust and fingerprints off your computer screen (and presumably your TV, if you’re willing to risk it). I had no idea such a product existed!

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Rest your weary head on this monkey Pillow Pet, all your cares will fly away.

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There there Robot Monkey, don’t cry. Here, have a Robot Monkey Tissue, made especially for you. You will soon enslave the human race and rule over us with your iron monkey fist, I just know it.

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The best way to keep from slipping in the tub is by cutting down on all that monkey business. The second best way is by putting these monkey tub tattoos in the tub. The third best way is by putting a few monkey tub tattoos on the bottom of your feet. It’s your call!

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I’d prefer an actual monkey curled up around my feet, but this is the next best option.

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