Archive for the 'Drinks' Category

Affentaler Spatburgunder Rotwein

Affentaler Spatburgunder Rotwein

Our final wine for Wine Week here at MonkeyADay is the wonderfully named Affentaler Spatburgunder Rotwein. I hope the wine is as fun as the name. And the bottle is awesome!

View at Fine Wine House

Infinite Monkey Theorem Gewurtztraminer

Infinite Monkey Theorem Gewurtztraminer

What a great name. Here’s the description: “Its juicy body rolls out of the glass with assertion and finishes with perfume, flowers, cloves and hearty acidity.” That sounds like my first wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah, yeah. I’m not funny.

View at Argonaut Liquor

Barrel Monkeys Shiraz

Barrel Monkeys Shiraz

I like the label on the Barrel Monkeys Shiraz. According to the description, this is a wine that fans of in-your-face fruit bombs will enjoy. I have no idea what that means, but it does make me want to try it.

View at The Wine Buyer

Monkey Bay Sauvignon Blanc

monkey bay sauvignon blanc

It’s the last day of Wine Week, and since it’s Friday, we’ve got monkey wine, all day long! I haven’t sampled any of these wines yet, so I’m just got to make comments about the names and designs. I’m sure the wines themselves are delightful.

Ah, Monkey Bay Sauvignon Blanc 2008. A good year for monkeys. I’d like to go to Monkey Bay, wherever it is. That’d be a fun place to rent a jet ski, I bet.

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Smiling Monkey Wine Stopper

Smiling Monkey Wine Stopper

Four day four of Wine Week at MonkeyADay, we are featuring monkey wine stoppers. We’ve already featured one set of monkey wine stoppers previously, but today we’ll present a few different styles.

Firstly, check out the smiling monkey wine stopper pictured here. It comes in 5 different colors, cleans up easy, and is only $3.20. Finally something cheap!

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Metal Monkey Wine Stopper

Metal Monkey Wine Stopper

So I totally like this metal monkey wine stopper from DetailsArt.com, but why is he holding a coffee cup? Or is that how he gets away with drinking wine at work?

View at DetailsArt.com

Gorilla Bottle Stopper

Gorilla Bottle Stopper

There’s no way anyone would get into your wine if it were corked with this gorilla bottle stopper.

View at The Jungle Store

Hobo Monkey Wine Holder

Hobo Monkey Wine Holder

Finishing up day three of Wine Week, we found this hobo monkey wine holder, but he makes me sad. Sure, he’s got a sweet hat, but he doesn’t seem all that excited about it. Hopefully tomorrow will cheer me up – it’s monkey wine stopper day!

View at BernadetteLivingston.com

Monkey Wine Tote

Monkey Wine Tote

Made of neoprene with a built in handle, this monkey tote will get you to the party in style. Plus, the minimum order size is 72 totes, so you can give them out to all your friends!

View at ePromos

Sock Monkey Wine Caddy

Sock Monkey Wine Caddy

Day three of Wine Week on MonkeyADay will be all about wine holder and wine caddies, and here’s a great one: a sock monkey wine caddy. It’ll make people wonder if you’re actually serving your wine out of a sock!

View at Perpetual Kid