Plush Chimpanzee

This plush chimp from Back to Basics Toys is a little creepy, right? Those eyes freak me out a little.
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This plush chimp from Back to Basics Toys is a little creepy, right? Those eyes freak me out a little.
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Awwww, how cute is this little crochet monkey? That’s right, he’s totally cute. He’d look great perched on your computer monitor, silently watching you work…
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Just think, you can pick up the phone at any time and within 24 hours this monkey will be delivered to almost anyone in the world.
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All the Super Zeros have a super power that blends with a problem – Super Zero Zonk the Monkey is a super climber, but he’s afraid of heights! All the Super Zeros are fun and special toys, but you’ve got to love Zonk.

Made of cast iron and weighing 8 pounds, these monkeys will definitely keep your books upright.

Handcrafted in South America, this knit monkey from bla bla is awefully cute, you must admit.
Knit Funky Monkey (via The Land of Nod)

This is one giant stuffed monkey ape chimp chimpanzee (that’s the description, anyway). I’ve got two problems with the description. Number one: it’s a monkey – that’s all it is. Number two: if you’re going to start listing primates, why stop there? Why not say “Giant Stuffed Monkey Ape Chimp Chimpanzee Bonobo Lemur Aye-Aye Loris Tarsier Marmoset Titi Gibbon Human George Bush”. Okay, I’m done.