Dude, that monkey is so metal.

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These dainty white monkeys stare back with their soulless black eyes, waiting. Watching.

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Guaranteed to scare the heck out of your kids!

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This 14″ tall monkey is made from ceramic and holds a small banana bowl. You could use him for holding… Um… What could you use him for?

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Light up the night with this matching monkey lamp and night light. There won’t be any monsters bothering you with these guys in charge!

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Why do people use paperweights? Do you work in a breezy office?

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According to the description, “His climbing skills will let him swing in to your homes and hearts to share his social and intelligence skills.” I think that says it all!

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I don’t think that those monkeys are wearing pants.

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Sure, I like my tidbits as much as the next guy. And if I can eat my tidbits from a dish featuring two misbehaving monkeys? That’s just gravy.

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If you’ve got $1,000 sitting around and you’ve already bought all the monkey stuff you can think of, give this scratching chimp mosaic a look. It’s limited edition, hand-painted, and only for those of the most discerning taste. I suppose.

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