Why bother getting a costume for next Halloween or for your next costume party? You don’t need to if you have this costume monkey tail. Just add it to whatever you’re wearing, and you instantly have a top-notch costume! Go in your gym clothes and you’re a Gym Monkey! Go in sweats and a t-shirt and you’re a Slob Monkey! See, it’s easy!
I don’t know how big this is, or what you’d use it for, or what it’s made of. But it’s $11, and it’s totally scary.
This Scary Flying Monkey Costume from the Wizard of Oz wins the MonkeyADay award for Best Monkey Costume in 2009. Congrats… BuyCostumes, or whoever is responsible. Really, this would make me nervous if someone came to my door wearing this – and usually I’m just scared by clowns.
And now the MonkeyADay award for Worst Monkey Costume 2009 – the Funky Monkey Costume! Congrats, HalloweenCostume4u.com!
If you go to a Halloween party this year and you see this costume, punch them in the stomach for us. The Funky Monkey Costume is spectacularly awful.
Stay tuned later today for the award winning Best Monkey Costume Award!
This is weird costume #2. Sock Monkey costumes I get. Yeah, we all had sock monkeys growing up, blah blah blah. But a Sock Monkey Ballerina? Whatever – I’ve spent so long looking at these, if this one is starting to make sense.
So, this is the first of two costumes that make me say “WTF”? I’ve seen this one before, but what’s the deal with it? Why a gorilla wearing the harem outfit? I don’t know if this if from a TV show or movie or what – but I definitely don’t get it.
Juxtapose this Cymbal Monkey Costume with the Smiling Monkey Full Body Costume from earlier. Sure this one isn’t as nice, and for $39 what do you expect? But get this – it doesn’t come with the cymbals! What’s the point, then? That’s the key to the whole costume! Argh…
This fancy full-body costume is notable for two reasons. Firstly, it’s nice. It looks well put together comes, with the hands and feet, and looks good. The second notable thing about this costume is the price – it’s well over $1000 ($1165 at my last look). Sure, it’s great and all, but $1000+? You could buy a bunch of real monkeys for that price!
This is more of what I was expecting with Dog Monkey Costumes, and it’s still awesome. Admittedly, it looks especially good on the dog in that picture.
I wasn’t sure if I’d find any good pet costumes, but I can’t even try to hide my excitement at finding the Dog Riding Monkey Pet Costume! Obviously this is a take on the fabulous Whiplash, and his trusty steed Bud.
Awesome, just awesome. I might need to get a dog so I can get this costume! Yeeeehaw!
