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Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Why is this called the Jack Sparrow Letter Opener Sword? Wouldn’t it sell better if they called it “Cute Monkey from Pirates of the Caribbean Letter Opener Sword?” It’s like they think that Johnny Depp was the star of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, when clearly it was the monkey.
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Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Even the Monkey Skeleton wants a banana.
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Friday, September 16th, 2011

Poor Hachoo, caught mid-sneeze for his figurine. It’s going to be hard to wipe his nose with those boxing gloves on.
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Wednesday, September 14th, 2011

Sometimes at MonkeyADay you see monkey stuff like yesterday’s poo-throwing monkey statue, and sometimes you get stuff like today’s cute and retro Coco the Monkey statue. You’ve been warned.
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Tuesday, September 13th, 2011

Flingo is a filthy monkey, throwing his poo while standing on an overflowing crate of bananas. And I’m not sure if he’s wearing any pants.
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Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Gorilla Grodd: I’m tired of these unimaginative plans for wealth and power. Have I joined the Legion of Doom, or the Legion of Fools?
Lex Luthor: Silence, Grodd, or you’ll find out just how evil this Legion can be.
Gorilla Grodd was always my favorite member of the Legion of Doom. If he were in charge, the Legion of Doom would have been unstoppable. Lex Luthor was a fool.
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Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

This is the type of thing I expect to find at Neiman Marcus – a small handmade gorilla statue bedazzled with Swarovski crystals. Sure, it’s $3400, but it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity!
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Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

The winged monkeys from Wizard of Oz scared the beejeezus out of me as a kid. They were frightening! Now I can commemorate all that childhood trauma with a bobblehead! Great.
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Friday, June 18th, 2010

Handmade in Germany, a Steiff monkey is apparently prized by collectors. It’s 6″ tall, and has a soft mohair coat, and is actually kind of cute in a weird way.
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Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Now’s your chance to get your own Mighty Beanz King Kong Bean. It’s unplayed, apparently. I think that’s a good thing, but I’m not positive about that.
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