The only thing monkeys love more than flinging poo is reading. And helping you read, of course.

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This may be the cutest monkey thing we’ve ever featured!

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If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to put my monkey in the microwave…

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The perfect sleeping choice for your baby monkey, this sleep sack keeps him cozy warm without dangerous blankets, furs or animal hides. Or whatever you use.

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I wonder if cats and dogs think monkeys are awesome? They probably do; they’ve been domesticated for thousands of years. You know that once humans quit the hunting and gathering lifestyle they started pining for pet monkeys, and I’m sure their pets were all for it.

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It’s a watch that’s a ring, with a monkey on it. Odd, kinda cool, and I totally want one!

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