Speaking of weird, check these out. I can’t really describe it very well, just click through some of the options from this seller. They honestly freak me out. A lot.

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Now we’re getting a little weird. Made from clay, cloth and mohair, it’s amazingly lifelike. The good news about this monkey doll is that it is “the perfect size to wear real baby clothes and diapers in size preemie.” Um… what?

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Completely handmade, this dapper little monkey even comes with sound. I hope that he plays his cymbals along to the music!

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Oh Tango, you haunt my dreams.

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Etsy user malga1605 created this interesting baby gorilla out of polymer clay and cloth, and comes with several cute baby outfits. In malga1605′s words, “This little one has no name and she’s waiting for her new Mummy.” So… there you go.

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First of all, I love Etsy. It’s a great community for artists, crafters, and other creative types to market and sell their wares, and I think that’s great. That being said, they’ve got some weeeeird monkey stuff for sale. All week we are going to feature fun, fascinating and creepy monkey products for the good people of Etsy – get ready for it!

Why don’t you tell us how you really feel about America’s pastime, Mr. Gorilla?

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Sure, I like my tidbits as much as the next guy. And if I can eat my tidbits from a dish featuring two misbehaving monkeys? That’s just gravy.

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You can’t take your lunch to work inside a stuffed monkey. After I did it a few times the HR department put out an official memo, something about it being “unsanitary” and “creepy as hell”. This is your next best bet.

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