Hey, a kid’s monkey robe that doesn’t feature a sock monkey motif! Nice!

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This set up uber-cute monkey baby socks comes in six great colors suitable little boy monkeys or little girl monkeys. Get your baby started off on the right foot!

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Monkeyeye the Vampire Monkey is a slightly creepy but totally fun pillowy thing from the indie artists at ShanaLogic. Very soft and totally snuggly, Monkeyeye will be your new best friend!

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If this Tuck In Monkey is anything like my two year-old, it gets up every five minutes wanting a drink of water or another bed time story.

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This kitchy and fun Monkey Boy Clock is sure to generate conversations, likely starting with “WTF is that?” But once guests realize it’s a monkey clock, the cuteness really starts to shine, in a weird way.

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This lamp scares me a little bit. Those monkeys look like they’re pissed about something, and I don’t know what. It’s a nice lamp and all, but I don’t know.

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The Alien Force Spider Monkey is apparently from Ben 10 Alien Force, which is apparently… a cartoon? I’m not really sure. But it’s a little scary looking. It’s got four arms (or is that six legs?), glow-in-the-dark eyes, and a chest Omnitrix, whatever that is. I like it.

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Feeling stressed at work? Need a friend to lay your weary arms on? Have I got a monkey for you!

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On the plus side, this monkey camp chair is covered in monkeys, has its own carrying case, and even has a cup holder for your little girl’s hot cocoa. On the downside, the fine print says “colors may vary”. What does that mean? Varying shades of pink? Or your little girl might get a blue monkey camp chair? Odd.

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Yeah, check out these monkey hold-backs. They’re all metal and resin and they hold things back, and what-not. (I don’t really know what these are for).

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