Instead of the toilet monkey from yesterday, maybe you’re better off with this stress monkey for your desk. It doesn’t scream or make any noise, but it’s eyeballs do pop out. It’s awesome.

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After classing up the joint yesterday with the fancy-shmancy silk tie, I’ve got to drag us back down into the gutter with this toilet monkey paperclip holder. You pick up the poor monkey who appears to need more fiber, and the paperclip are stored underneath.

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Here’s the perfect gift for Father’s Day – and it’s coming up! It’s in only, like, a few weeks or something! This Italian silk monkey tie from Salvatore Ferragamo comes in three colors, and looks great. Nice work, Salvie.

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Use the Big Mouth Monkey for storing change, extra paperclips, jewelry… This is a little weird, right? I mean, it’s a cute idea, but… I don’t know, I don’t like storing my knick-knacks in somebody else’s mouth. It just doesn’t seem right.

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The perfect party favor for your next beach themed kid’s party, these bubble bottles have surfing monkey-themed wands. Hang loose, monkey man!

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All aboard for learning fun with the Play and Learn Monkey Train from Constructive Playthings. The Monkey Train helps your child learn colors, numbers and words, plus how frustrating velcro can be for a small child.

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See how high you can flip your monkeys and still make a stack. The powerful magnets in the monkey’s hands and feet enable them to make amazing catches and fantastic stunts!

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This kid-sized monkey bucket hat is only $3, plus they throw in a turtle hat for free. More or less.

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It’s just like being cradled by a big soft monkey. What baby shouldn’t have that?

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This awesome metal monkey is made from recycled nuts, bolts, sprockets, chains, screws… And it’s only $50.

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