What does “Zookidooki Sobaba” mean? I have no idea, but it has a nice ring to it. I’m going to name one of my kids Zookidooki Sobaba.

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This colorful apron is awfully cute, you must admit.

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I thought the 6 foot tall plus monkey from last week was big, then I found this. Measuring in at a whopping twenty-five feet high, this guy will only set you back a little over $4200. Unfortunately, the crazy jams shorts aren’t included. What do you expect for only $4200?

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This is one giant stuffed monkey ape chimp chimpanzee (that’s the description, anyway). I’ve got two problems with the description. Number one: it’s a monkey – that’s all it is. Number two: if you’re going to start listing primates, why stop there? Why not say “Giant Stuffed Monkey Ape Chimp Chimpanzee Bonobo Lemur Aye-Aye Loris Tarsier Marmoset Titi Gibbon Human George Bush”. Okay, I’m done.

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Remember those sweet Red Monkey Jeans we featured last week? Well we found the matching (sort of) jacket – for only $999.95. Plus $25 shipping. You’ll definitely turn heads in this outfit!

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At my prom the theme was “These are the Days” or “Times to Remember” or “Try Not to Get Pregnant” or something, I don’t remember exactly. I was totally hammered. Anyway, it would have been much better if had a monkey theme. Look how much fun the people in that tiny picture are having!

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I think Rosendahl means “you have to sell a kidney to afford this”.

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Now don’t get me wrong – I like to wear pants just as much as the next guy, but wow. These Red Monkey Jeans are $739.95. Um… wow.

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Why yes, monkeys ARE good people! Are you can buy a t-shirt to tell everyone how you feel!

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Everybody would use the Monkey Peeler, plus it’d look great with the Porcupine Scrubber, the Toucan Can Opener and the Piranha Pizza Cutter. Though when you think about it, why is in a Monkey Peeler? Wouldn’t it be more fitting to have it be a Monkey Banana Holder? Or Monkey Nit Picker? Monkey Poo Flinger? Any other ideas?

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