Do you have a young child in your house who doesn’t have enough nightmares? Well I’ve got a product here that’s sure to cure that problem – the Life Size Evil Monkey Carboard Stand Up. You can tack this fun guy to the wall, or you can just stand him up at the end of your child’s crib. Good times will be had by all!
Now THIS is a ceiling fan. You have to pay $1100 for this monstrosity, but for an additional $64 you get the monkey to sit on. At least you’ve got that going for you.
What a great way to get your little one to pull (or carry) his own stuff through an airport, or just to grandma’s house. It really does look soft and fluffy, and is quite practical.
Wrap your headphone cord around this cute little guy – it’s a great way to clean up your space, and bring another monkey into your life.
This Scary Flying Monkey Costume from the Wizard of Oz wins the MonkeyADay award for Best Monkey Costume in 2009. Congrats… BuyCostumes, or whoever is responsible. Really, this would make me nervous if someone came to my door wearing this – and usually I’m just scared by clowns.
And now the MonkeyADay award for Worst Monkey Costume 2009 – the Funky Monkey Costume! Congrats, HalloweenCostume4u.com!
If you go to a Halloween party this year and you see this costume, punch them in the stomach for us. The Funky Monkey Costume is spectacularly awful.
Stay tuned later today for the award winning Best Monkey Costume Award!
This is weird costume #2. Sock Monkey costumes I get. Yeah, we all had sock monkeys growing up, blah blah blah. But a Sock Monkey Ballerina? Whatever – I’ve spent so long looking at these, if this one is starting to make sense.
So, this is the first of two costumes that make me say “WTF”? I’ve seen this one before, but what’s the deal with it? Why a gorilla wearing the harem outfit? I don’t know if this if from a TV show or movie or what – but I definitely don’t get it.
Juxtapose this Cymbal Monkey Costume with the Smiling Monkey Full Body Costume from earlier. Sure this one isn’t as nice, and for $39 what do you expect? But get this – it doesn’t come with the cymbals! What’s the point, then? That’s the key to the whole costume! Argh…
This fancy full-body costume is notable for two reasons. Firstly, it’s nice. It looks well put together comes, with the hands and feet, and looks good. The second notable thing about this costume is the price – it’s well over $1000 ($1165 at my last look). Sure, it’s great and all, but $1000+? You could buy a bunch of real monkeys for that price!
