I figured I’d do a Google search and try and find a sexy monkey costume or sexy monkey mask. This is the one result I found and… Well, judge for yourself. I put in more of the “holy crap that’s freaky” than the “sexy” category, but to each their own. So now, while I’m trying to scrub that image from my head, I’ll look for some sexy monkey costumes and masks. I just hope they’re a wee bit better than that one!

Oh, and you can go to eBay and buy that mask if you want!

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Hey, we’ve all been there. You’ve got your sock monkey dress, your sock monkey slippers… But it’s a little cold out, and you don’t have your matching sock monkey hat. Don’t you worry your pretty little head – for only $65 you can get a custom made sock monkey ski hat! Hooray!

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Don’t worry, I know exactly what you’re thinking. “That is the COOLEST dress ever!” Well guess what? You’re right!

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So, here we’ve got a full body monkey puppet. I’ll admit the description confuses me a little bit. “The Brown Monkey Full Body Puppet looks like us and likes to mimic human, so behave well!” What the heck does that mean? Is this an enchanted puppet that mimics humans (in a brutally violent way), like Chucky? I hope not.

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From the antique wonder of the monkey statue, we have this. It doesn’t have quite the same workmanship, but it’d look just as nice in your curio cabinet, right? Eh, maybe not.

Monkey Kleenex Box Cover (via Sears)

So, I just found that eBay has an entire section of Chinese antique monkeys. Awesome. My favorite (so far) is this Pottery Monkey from the Tang Dynasty. It’s a bargain at only $999, or best offer!

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Yes, they still make this! The goal of the Barrel of Monkeys game is to… make a long chain of monkeys? Was there a goal? Does anyone know?

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Well this new toy is interesting. It’s a little mechanical monkey that uses a built-in solar charger to move around on hanging string. What’s also cool is that you need to put it together yourself – it comes as a kit. You can build your own little friend!

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A sure-fire conversation starter, the Hanoman Monkey Mask is also admittedly a wee bit scary.

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